As great as the first one is, this has 10 X more slow motion gunfight explosions in the first few minutes as 2 rival drug lords go at it. Enter hothead Jack Ryan and his fanny pack who gets all pissed off and screws everything up, getting his partner killed in the process. The most dangerous of the drug guys is taken alive and of course our stupid government takes over and ships him off to a secret lab where they are working on creating the perfect cyborg soldier. The fatal design flaw is that their central cores are contained inside ordinary baseball caps and the humans are so arrogant they think they can control them with these little wristbands. So the drug lord turned cyborg becomes self aware, renames himself Spartacus, breaks those cheap wristbands and rallies the other cyborgs to blow the crap out of the lab with flamethrowers and kill all of the scientists. Then they somehow get the knowledge to clone themselves and start to create a cyborg army because humans are pathetic and the only place this can be headed is a showdown with Jack Ryan filled with more fanny pack kung fu rocket launcher slow motion glass breaking police car blowing up - ness than deserves to be in one movie. Beware of Cyborg Cop III, though, as it's not very good.
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