Jack Ryan is an ass kicking DEA agent with a matching leather jacket and fanny pack who gets suspended for kicking too much ass. His brother, who is also an agent, goes on a secret mission someplace that looks like the Bahamas. This mission goes SNAFU when the local drug lord (played by the guy who was the dwarf in the Lord of the Rings movies) sets a trap for his team. See, the drug lords' secret agenda is making cyborg assassins to sell to the highest bidder on the black market - the drug trade just finances it. His other major invention is a robot arm that sticks out of the wall and answers the telephone. Of course Jacks' brother gets turned into a cyborg which pisses Jack off even more so he has to go there and raise a ruckus. This is all full of slow motion motorcycle gunfight explosion robot punching through someone's skull battle craziness and even car chases in the Bahamas have to be set to Hillbilly banjo music + it has the all time great line 'give him the voodoo face treatment and dump his body near the shanty town'
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