In the future, the justice system will be run by computers who will use cyborgs that drive around in humvees shooting criminals with rocket launchers. Since these computers still look like those old Commodore 64's that you played Zork on with a 5 1/4" floppy, there's bound to be some problems. Thankfully, there's the UHR (Union for Human Rights), a bunch of moms and people who look like they're from Seattle who sit around drinking coffee and eating muffins (probably dumpster dived) plotting to stop this tyranny. Don the Dragon Wilson shows up to help them after he gets double crossed by a crooked senator and police chief who are working with the Cybertech company. He takes his shirt off a bunch of times and kicks Richard Norton's butt.. This is a little light on the action on the middle but still has enough people falling through glass in slow motion and big explosions (like a helicopter and a fire truck) + it has one of those crazy 'we created robots because humans are soulless zombies' rants and the line 'computers killed my brother!'. Also, it's about time a cyborg movie quoted Ayn Rand.
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