Night Train To Terror (1985. 93 minutes)

God and Satan argue on a train full of break dancing 80's rock extras while deciding the souls of the characters in 3 stories - those stories being edited down versions of 3 other movies : ScreamYour Head Off, Death Wish Club, and Cataclysm - since you get quick versions of the 3 stories stuff is constantly happening - a drug induced mental patient kidnaps women so the guy from Night Court can chop up their bodies and sell the parts, A giant claymation bug escapes a suicide club's ritual and stings some guy making out in a park making his face explode, nazi hunters go after a guy who could be satan and more claymation monters come out of the ground to attack. This thing has beheadings, electrocutions, Cameron Mitchell, a nazi satan monster, people getting run over, brain surgery and even an explosion + each story is buffered by this cornball proto new wave band complete with saxaphone solo. Does it get any better than this?